the 22 year-old dirtbag.
my mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
i'm sure you people reading this are religious. good, because im the answer to all your prayers.
Being a party-pooper, i crashed my sister's kinky date. It was so darn romantic, they wore couplewear jerseys of Spermpool United - "You''ll Never Swim Alone."
