
When little Joshua was a mere 6 year-old, he met a beautiful girl named Julie at a nearby playground. "She's hot!", he exclaimed. It was indeed love at first sight and little Joshua's heart skipped countless beats. He simply couldnt pry his tiny eyes off her. She was the object of his fantasy for many hours. He was so thrilled he got into a minor hyperventilation.
Soon, they got together and were so deeply in love with each other, they decided to get married. As a result, little Joshua plucked up the courage, went to little Julie's house, approached her father and courageously asked him for her hand in marriage.
Thinking that this was the most adorable thing that he has ever heard, Little Julie's father responded : "Well, Josh.. You are only 6. Where will you two be staying at?"
Little Joshua, who at that time thought that her father was stupid in asking a question with such an obvious answer replied : "In my room ofcourse! It's bigger than hers, and I have a slide connected to my bed. We can both fit in there nicely."
Still thinking that this is just adorable, Little Julie's dad said to little Josh : "Okay. And how are you going to support her? Do you have a job?"
Little Josh replies "Our allowance. Julie makes 2 bucks a week and I make 5 bucks a week. That's about $28 bucks a month and that should pull us through."
By this time Julie's dad is impressed that Little Joshua has put so much thought into this. He thinks for several moments trying to come up with something that Little Josh will not have any answer to.
Moments later, Julie's dad says, "Well, Josh, it seems like you have got everything all planned and figured out. I just have one more burning question to ask you. What if you were to get little kids of your own?"
Little Joshua shrugged his tiny shoulders and said "Well Uncle.. we have been pretty lucky so far.."
From that day onwards, Little Joshua never saw Little Julie ever again.